WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN
OKAY SO I was working over the break last week (mindblowing revelation alert: I’m a seasonal Walt Disney World cast member) and I was at stage assist, which is the position where you don’t have anything to do besides close vehicle doors and yell at people for stepping over the yellow line, and when I heard somebody use the “world’s biggest movie fan” script option, my poor Homestuck-addled brain went “heehee John Egbert would totally have an awesome time working here.” My brain then followed this thought with, “wait, Jake likes movies too - oh never mind, Jake would 100% be a Jungle Cruise skipper” and then proceeded to establish that Tavros would work in Fantasyland and get excited whenever he got rotated to Peter Pan’s Flight (duh), Aradia would work next door to me at the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular, and Vriska would work at Pirates but quickly get fired for shoving kids onto the boat if they got scared and wanted to chicken out. And then I got rotated to a position where I had to actually had to use my brain, so somebody else will have to figure out the rest of castmemberstuck, sorry.
And that’s how I spent my Thanksgiving vacation.
p.s. I drew him in the old costumes because those are the ones that don’t suck.